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thegreatcedric:

my dad and i just spent like 15 minutes dressing up his alf doll to look like a blackhawk hockey player

thegreatcedric:

*walks up to the microphone**taps it and it starts giving feedback**coughs**sweats**pulls out rag and wipes sweat off forehead* how….. how a botu……. t-those… those robots……. wowzas *pulls out kazoo**kazoo falls to floor* fuck…… *picks it up**plays a continuous note on it**wipes forehead with rag again while still playing kazoo**faints*